Ask Señor Cactus!
translated by Mr. Shit transcribed by Tony DiGerolamo And now it’s time for that prickly purveyor of wisdom… The king of the Caryophyllales-Cactaceae… Ladies and gentlemon’, the great Señor Cactus!...
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